Friday, May 30, 2008

Rave Reviews For Site, Cubbies Officially Best Team In The WHOLE WORLD!

This site is already making huge waves in the cloistered world of the interweb:

"Ghatto" writes:

"Shouldn't you extend it (the site name) too: ihatethecubsmorethanilikethesoxbutistillcallmyselfasoxfancauseimacom pleteloser.blogspot.com Only makes sense since it's true. Pretty sad all that effort for a team you shouldn't even care about. Sad Nicky, very sad. "


Nicky responds:

ghatto- wait a second...you're telling me "all that effort for a team you shouldn't even care about"..and here you are spending hours trolling the (Yahoo message) white sox board when you "call yourself a cubs fan"...okay, i see... i better watch it though...youre one of those "ghatto" message board trolls that will virtually pop a cap in your azz through the interweb..please dont be mad at me..im scared..


"Landuece" writes:

"Nicky, pal, buddy,dude!! You need a different hobby. Your almost ate-up-with-it. So sad...... "


Nicky responds:

"Landuece- Please tell me why its sad to spend 15 minutes throwing together a web page...i previously thought the earthquake in china and putting the family dog to sleep were "sad"...maybe now i'll have to add this to my definition . I'll get a different hobby when the people who are on their feet yelling and screaming whenever a Cubs pitcher has 2 strikes on someone in the 4th inning of a game in May against a team that's 15 games under .500 do. DEEEEEEEEEEALLL? Or noooo deal?? "




On to last night's game:

The Cubbies now are the best baseball team in the whole wide world after yet another come from behind victory in front of a shall we say, enthusiastic, crowd at the Filthy Confines.

The Rockies came in having lost eight in a row on the road. Despite this, the Rockies had a one run lead going into the bottom of the seventh. I love it when one of the shitty teams the Cubs are playing have a one run lead late in the game at Wrigley, it's just like the old Batman TV show when the Riddler has the dynamic duo suspended over a pot of boiling lava or something. How will the Cubbies escape this time??








Never fear. Faster than you could say, "Holy Matt Herges!", the Cubs have guys scoring and going from first to third on dribblers to the pitcher, and everything is restored to its rightful Cubbyness.

To top things off, the White Sox were on the road smacking around the team the Cubs were tied with for the best record in baseball, so now....wait for it.....THE CUBS HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL!!!

I can't wait until THE RIOT hits a game winning home run off Matt Herges to win the NLCS. That will be the awesomest.

Today the Cubs actually face a pretty good pitcher in Aaron Cook, who is 7-3 with a 2.82 ERA. Don't worry though, if Ted Lilly's 70 MPH lollipop curve ball doesn't do in the Rockies, the golf ball sized hail we're supposed to get this afternoon will! GO CUBBIES!





1 comment:

Unknown said...

I don't see any "reviews". Can't these comedic geniuses of the interweb post their enlightening comments here for all of us to enjoy?