Thursday, May 29, 2008

Cubs Win World Series Again Last Night










The Cubs won the World Series again last night, when Sammy Soriano blooped a double down the left field line in the 10th inning, scoring Future Hall of Famer Mike Fontenot to give the Cubs a 2-1 sweep over the Dodgers.


The game was sent to extra innings after Ryan THE RIOT scored the game tying run on a sac fly by Geovanni Soto in the ninth.

I tossed and turned for about 2 hours last night trying to decide who is more awesome, THE RIOT or Fontenot. I decided on THE RIOT, because he's THE RIOT. Hee heee hee. That's so clever. THE RIOT!

This is the 22nd time the Cubs have won the World Series this year, because every time they win at Wrigley Field everyone acts like they've won the World Series.

Who needs to win the real World Series when you can act like you've won the World Series 40 times a year? Not the Cubs.

The Cubs murderous schedule continues tonight when they open a 4 game home series with the Colorado Rockies, who are 20-33 and 8-19 on the road.



They face Jeff Francis who has a 6.18 ERA. This should be one of the toughest pitchers the Cubs have faced this year, so they may only hit .300 as a team this weekend instead of .350. I'm sure we'll be seeing lots of awesomely gay stuff like this:






It's gonna happen!






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